a true friend is someone who remembers your “scene phase” but still pretends it never happened
(via lindseyway)
So I have been in some form of a LOKI’D war with my friend and today I decided to LOKI’D her room. So another friend and I did this. She’ll keep finding them months from now. I feel super accomplished.
Holy Sweet Jesus.
Captain’s Log: I love you…
(via canadiaplease)
googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet
(via youeatadvillikeitscandy)
My mom just asked if I could go to the store for her. Okay but if I come home with a coconut and then attempt to break it open on a rock in the back yard you’re not allowed to get angry at me.
A comercial for a Nickelback concert next month just came on tv
No, I will not be attending, thank you for wasting 25 seconds of my life
